name in trouble

Confusing Chinese Names
> > Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
> > > Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
> > > Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
> > > Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
> > > Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan> (anyone)! It's urgent.< BR
>> > Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But> what's this urgent matter about?
> > > Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our> brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no> one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the> hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the ho> spital.
> > > Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the> hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this> hilarious but I don't have time for this!
> > > Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
> > > Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
> > > Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!